Anyone remember.....

... that thing called "the election"? It's been a whopping nine days, so America has moved on to such important topics as:

- What's wrong with your NFL football team at the midway point of the season

- Jennifer Aniston talking shit about Angelina Jolie on the cover of Vogue.

- That 73 year old dude playing Junior College basketball.

- Some bitch who may or may not have committed suicide near Paula Abdoul's house who was publicly ridiculed on American Idol.

- Teen celebrities who may or may not be virgins.

- What's going to happen during sweeps week.

- And, my favorite, the weather.




Thank heavens we got all that boring "fate of the free world stuff" out of the way, and we can move on to the important issues, like what kind of puppies the Obama kids will be getting.